The long necks, the long eyelashes, the crazy fluffiness! Llamas are pretty funny animals, and so are some of these llama quotes. We’ll hear everyone from Winston Churchill to Neil Young reference them.
1. “Men. You can’t live with them…and you can’t legally shoot them. I tossed out my husband eight years ago and got a llama instead. Best decision I ever made.” – Jodi Picoult
2. “I’m gonna ride my llama, from Peru to Texarkana. I’m wanna ride him good, in my old neighborhood” – Neil Young (from the Rust Never sleep song, ‘Ride My Llama’).
3. “Llamas are cool.” – Amal Mathew Joshy
4. “One has but to spend a few days with an aardvark or llama, command a water buffalo to sit up and beg or try to housebreak a moose, to perceive how wisely man set about his process of elimination and selection.” – James Thurber
5. “You are such a drama llama!” she shouted at her mother. The redhead blinked. ‘It’s drama queen, dear.’ ‘No, it’s llama..’”. – Katie Reus
6. “I’m sure this particular llama was on many a hit list.” – Karina Halle
7. “So yeah, we put llamas everywhere. That was us. We just liked looking at them, so we bred about six million and spread them around.” – Dave Eggers
8. “A tiger would birth a baby llama sooner than Rose would be barefoot in a dirty club.” – Krista Ritchie
9. “Save your drama for a llama because Hollywood is miles and miles away!” – Timothy Pina
10. “If I ever become a king, I’m totally going to ask him for an army of giant golden acid-spitting llamas. Okay, sorry. I got distracted again.” – Rick Riordan
11. “Llamas have an amazing sixth sense. They are very good with people with special needs.” – Robin H. Turell
12. “And I will bring a llama into the place where you sleep and make sure that it urinates on everything you possess.” – Cassandra Clare
13. “I can’t envision life without llamas,” – Richard Snyder
14. “Llamas are good around children,” – Franklin
15. “He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” – Winston Churchill
16. “He’d have puppies if he found a stranger in the house. Hell, he might even have a llama.” – Jus Accardo
17. “I tell my students, if you’re interested in marine biology or llama farming, follow that string. Yes, it will probably take you a longer time to write that book, but it’s not a race.” – Debra Dean
18. “The Llama…like an unsuccessful literary man.” – Hilaire Belloc
19. “If we all end up as llamas, I’m going to spend the rest of my life following you around saying ‘I told you so’ in llama-ese.” – Julie Kagawa